The star of Sarah Palin's Alaska endorsed the former host of The Apprentice for president and the Internet did not know what to do with itself.
On Tuesday, one-time politician Sarah Palin joined GOP frontrunner Donald Trump at a rally in Iowa, where she shouted at "farm families and teachers and teamsters and cops and cooks, you rock-and-rollers and holy rollers" and promised Trump would "kick ISIS' ass."
We think that's what happened, at least. We're still not totally sure what she was talking about.
Twitter didn't even both being subtly snarky when Trump announced he had secured the "coveted" and "influential" support of Dancing With the Stars Season 11 Second Runner-Up Bristol Palin's mom:
Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump. The bible says these two names in the same sentence signifies the end times.— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) January 19, 2016
BREAKING: Who-Gives-A-Shit Alaskan Grifter Endorses Won't-Win Turd Clown For President— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 19, 2016
Donald Trump vows to have Sarah Palin's back next time she gets into a brawl at a snowmobile party.— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) January 19, 2016
And then that speech, man. That speech.
Sarah Palin is basically a walking, talking Jaden Smith tweet.— cali spice (@goldengateblond) January 20, 2016
Sometimes I forget that Sarah Palin is a real person and NOT just a meme— saira (@r3ginafalange) January 20, 2016
There was one moment in particular that seemed like it was tailor-made for the Internet. A right wingin', bitter clingin', proud clingers of our guns, our god, and our religions Internet dream come to fruition:
People had a field day:
And it all culminated in the inevitable Sarah Palin-Iggy Azalea mash-up. This is why you came into this post. This is a gift for which we're not sure what we did to deserve. Enjoy.
Meanwhile, Palin's 26-year-old son, Track, has been charged with domestic assault and possession of a weapon while intoxicated. Find out the latest on his legal situation: