Poor Channing Tatum is too sexy for all the celebrity birthday parties.
Don't expect to see Channing Tatum at Amal Clooney's birthday party.
When the Magic Mike XXL star and Amal's husband, George Clooney, chatted with ET at a press junket in Los Angeles on Monday for their upcoming movie, Hail, Caesar!, both agreed that it would probably be a bad idea if Channing popped out of the cake during Amal’s celebration.
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"I don't know if he really wants to see that," Channing said.
George essentially agreed, bluntly joking, "I'd like to stay married... Stay away from my wife, man!"
Poor Channing is too sexy for the party.
The sad thing is, according to an interview Channing gave in 2013, it's George who has the actor's eye!
"I've spent time with George Clooney and he's the most interesting man on the planet," he reportedly told The Sun at the time. "He can do it all. Yep, I guess what I'm saying is I'd have sex with him."
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Amal turns 38 on Wednesday, and George says he's got the festivities prepared for the human rights lawyer’s big day.
"I'm ready for it. I've planned it all out," the 54-year-old actor revealed. "Should I tell you everything and ruin it?!"
No, George, that's alright! But, hey, throw Channing an invite -- then we’ll accept your secret.
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Hail, Caesar! hits theaters on Friday.
Channing’s abs aside, the Clooneys seem to be doing well, but George did have to shut down rumors recently that he and his wife are expecting a child. Watch the video below to see him do that in the best possible way.