Kylie Jenner might just be the Steven Spielberg of Snapchat.
The 18-year-old reality star teamed up with sister Kendall Jenner and friends Hailey Baldwin and Harry Hudson to shoot an impromptu movie, told via six-second snippets on Snapchat. Welcome to the original content of tomorrow, sheeple. Thankfully, the entire movie was preserved by the best Instagram account ever, @kylizzlesnapchats
(WARNING: There is a bit of NSFW language used in some of the Snaps. We shall present Kylie's original, explicit version, as who are we to censor her art?)
It all starts with Kylie asking a simple question, "Harry, do you like me?"
To which Harry responds, "Well, I think you're great and everything, but I just like somebody else and...she's actually here right now."
(How did Harry know she was here before she knocked? Is there a subplot in the film that he is psychic? TBD.)
That cinematography tho...
The other woman is Hailey Baldwin! (Justin Bieber's IRL other woman
, if you consider Selena Gomez his No. 1 first and always #JELENA4EVER.)
There is some truly dynamic acting from Kylie:
And the first big reveal: They already know each other!
They're lesbians! Or something! They're random ex-girlfriends!
(There are a lot of unresolved plotlines in this future Criterion Collection classic. It's open for interpretation. Like The Sopranos.)
BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE IS AT THE DOOR.
It’s Kendall! Possibly wearing no pants! And have any of these girls ever entered a room like a normal human being before?!
Serving some John Tucker Must Die realness.
The bloody climax! Disclaimer: The following Snapchat contains adult language and realistic violence and may be too upsetting for small children to see! Go watch Bee Movie!
Then there's an intermission because maybe Kylie is actually the Quentin Tarantino of Snapchat.
More people show up and complain about how messy Kylie is, or something:
AND THE BEST SUPPORITNG ACTRESS OSCAR GOES TO…THAT LADY ON THE LEFT!
In the end, it was all just a dream. And Kylie, Kendall, and Hailey share Harry? Which is, uhh, a little gross considering two of them are related.
Meanwhile, ET caught up with the sisters at the launch of their clothing line, where they told us what advice they got from Kanye West and what their new job titles are. Find out in the video below.