It's safe to say it wasn't the most pleasant of mornings in the Kutcher household on Thursday.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis recently had a bit of a problem on their hands, when they left some bad frozen meat in their garage refrigerator for a little too long. Ashton later documented the 20-minute ordeal he had to go through to extract the meat -- using both a hammer and a flat bar -- on Facebook.
"Morning at the Kutcher's," the 38-year-old actor titled the post.
… At least now we know the A-list couple's pet names for each other!
"It was a ninja effort," the Ranch star said. "We really didn't want helicopters at our wedding and it's a legitimate concern. So I was, like, posting things on social media that we were in different locations to avoid [people and noise]."
"We didn't want to be screaming our vows at each other, and being, like, 'Forever, did you say never?'" he joked. "We didn't want to do that thing, so we went really under the radar with it."
"She loves dancing," he revealed. "I mean, if I sing, 'the wheels on the bus go round and round,' she loses it. That's her thing, she just loves it when the wheels go round. We go to the playground, and she gets on the little steering wheel playground thing, and the wheels go round. She gets excited!"
Watch the adorable interview below: