Fun fact you may not have known: John Stamos sometimes plays with the Beach Boys.
Not only did the band appear (and were frequently referenced) on Full House, the 52-year-old actor has been performing drums or another percussion instrument with the group off-and-on since the '80s and is currently on tour with them. This is only relevant because talking about the Boys is how Stamos broke the news that he's currently off the market.
"The other night, I grabbed my phone because this girl I'm dating...She loves this song, 'Disney Girls,'" he casually mentioned on The View. "So I put on FaceTime. I thought I could get away with it, but people were tweeting, 'Who are you FaceTiming?!'"
Unfortunately, when pressed, Stamos wouldn't reveal who the lucky mystery lady is.
The Grandfathered actor also stopped by Late Night With Seth Meyers, where Meyers brought up the fact that the recently-renewed Fuller House is not exactly "a critical darling."
"What's the opposite of darling?" Stamos joked. "I was so nervous about doing this again because it's so beloved and I didn't want to disappoint people. I thought it turned out well, people seemed to like it, and I read a couple nice reviews."
Of the not-so-nice reviews, he stammered, "I have nothing against reviewers, but these were so sort of wacky."
Watch him read the worst of the worst critiques:
Stamos' message to the Fuller House haters? "How f**king rude."
The actor recently shared an adorable throwback home video from the '80s featuring his former co-stars, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Check it out in the below video.