On the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe just wants Kendall and Kylie to experience a regular day out like normal people do -- from underneath six hours' worth of prosthetics and make up.
Kylie and Kendall might live a life of luxury beyond the comprehension of most people, jetting off to Fendi openings in Milan for example, but -- as this episode points out -- it all comes with a heaping side of paparazzi.
Luckily, the young Jenner girls have their own personal genie, big sister Khloe, to grant their wish to be normal girls for a day. And as any KUWTK fan knows, once Khloe latches on to an idea, the girl commits.
Khloe, Kendall and Kylie make way for Dolores, Sam and Natalie from Albuquerque, who you may remember from such adventures as that time the Kardashians wore prosthetics and took a Hollywood celebrity tour.
"Dolores" walks with a cane and sports grey hair, bad skin and a neck "waddle," or as Khloe puts it, "all the stuff I laser away." Kendall opts for a pregnant, freckled redhead look for "Sam," while Kylie's "Natalie" has tattoos, a larger nose and chin, and glasses.
"You look like old Kylie," jokes Khloe.
The freedom doesn't last long though, and the paparazzi soon cotton on to the deception. But Kylie comes up with a plan -- a pretty good one, to be fair.
"I think I'm gonna snapchat before a paparazzi sells the photos," she says to her sisters.
"Do it. Do it. Do it," Kendall responds.
The tour driver seems to have a bit of fun, pointing out Kim Kardashian's supposed favorite dinner spot and West Hollywood hotspot 1OAK, where Paul McCartney was turned away from Tyga's GRAMMY's party.
"Kardashians?" Khloe drawls in the campy Southern accent she adopted for the character. "You mean the Kartrashians?"
Soon enough, word is out and the fun is over. The trio is hounded not just by photographers, but fans driving alongside the bus, though the people on the tour bus seem pretty blasé. Maybe they thought every tour came with a heavily disguised celebrity and a bunch of cameras?
After the sisters make their escape to the Beverly Hills Hotel (naturally) where, it’s noted, paparazzi are forbidden, they reconvene to have their makeup removed. Kim, Kourtney and Scott Disick join for a retelling of the day's adventure.
"Was that not the funniest day of life?" Khloe asks. "No one took one picture of us in Subway. No one paid attention to us. That's so cool to go into a restaurant and no one bothers you."
Kim sums it up best, though."You just have to surrender to the fact that the paparazzi are not going anywhere."
Also in this episode: Khloe is donesies with Disick's negative Nancy act. Check out more in the video below.
- Keeping Up with the Kardashians
- Scott Disick
- Kylie Jenner
- Kourtney Kardashian
- Kim Kardashian
- Khloe Kardashian
- Kendall Jenner