Mixing Twitter fingers with blenders is a dangerous game.
Chrissy Teigen is well-trained in the art of Twitter sparring, and the 30-year-old model seemed downright overjoyed on Wednesday when she inadvertently set off a blender company battle on the social media site.
It all started when Teigen tried to do a nice thing by sending a blender to a fan that tweeted to her about getting sidetracked on Amazon.
Ima send u a blender dm me your address https://t.co/gVE4B2paJa— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
When the model tried to make good on her word, however, things got weird. She tweeted, "I DM'ed Amina that I would send her a Vitamix and literally 3 seconds later I got a notification saying @Vitamix is now following. SPIES!?"
In reply to the initial tweet, a different company replied, "That's why you need a #NutriBullet."
From there, Teigen proclaimed, "Oh shiiieeet BleNdeR WArrrS!!!" and it was basically on.
Oh shiiieeet BleNdeR WArrrS!!! https://t.co/idIzH2NzrF— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
It was pretty amazing, actually. You can check out her feed to see the NSFW (just bad words) chain of events play out.
BLEND TEC IS NOT PLAYIN TODAY https://t.co/MmSx3RX8Fb— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
At one point, a third food processing company got involved which made Teigen get even more hype.
Queen Bey was invoked.
BLEND TEC DO YOU LIKE BEYONCÉ https://t.co/o2ZauB4F3l— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
And John Legend woke up from his nap, presumably baffled by his insanely amazing wife.
john just woke up from a nap and asked me what I've been doing so i was like uh taking care of the baby duh— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
Meanwhile, the couple's 2-month-old daughter Luna wound up bringing peace to the blender world.
Ok I have to feed my baby now. I feel really good about what we accomplished today guys— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
Thank you, Chrissy Teigen, for keeping things interesting in our feeds!
Now, watch the video below for the cuteness overload that is little Luna.