Britney Spears' Weird Selfie Instagram Is a Work of Art That Deserves to Be in a Museum
By John Boone
You know when you're bored and you've already checked all your social medias and you don't feel like playing Candy Crush or whatever, so you just take 50 selfies of yourself making different faces and at different angles, then shame-delete them so no one ever discovers how you use your time?
Guess what! Britney will post them! She doesn't care!
Britney Spears, No. 1 fan of Big Mouth Billy Bass and amateur meme curator, posted one of her weird a** -- but in a good way -- Instagrams on Friday that featured amazing selfie after amazing selfie.
Get the Louvre on the horn, because her artpop could mean anything! The composition! The subversive point of view! And do our eyes deceive us, or is that a light dabbling in chiaroscuro?
Using our vague grasp on Adobe Photoshop CC 2014 filters, we decided to take the last step and make these full-on works of art. Please enjoy, because the 11 minutes spent doing this could have been used writing about a Kardashian or literally anything else.
Did we just become the Picasso of our generation? We think we did!
Anyway, ET's Sophie Schillaci recently sat down with Britney's little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, who claimed it would have made "a bunch more sense" if the "Work B*tch" singer had become a country star instead. Find out why in the video below!