If you can't find love on a reality TV competition, try the old fashioned way: Bumble!
It appears the true star of Bachelorette season 12, Chad Johnson, might be looking for love online after being booted from the show.
The profile has Chad's correct age (28) and his job is listed as, "The Bachelorette & The Bachelor in Paradise TV Show" (checks out). Though he has yet to confirm it's actually him, what really sold us is his bio: "You know you like me. [Winking Emoji] Yes it's really me." That has to be Chad.
A fellow Bumble-r swiped Chad in Los Angeles, and the reality star was indeed on the West Coast this week, having the most Chad trip to L.A. ever. Starting with an obligatory airport selfie:
And then he basically spent the entire vacation shirtless. "Don't try to be better than anyone else, just try to be the best version of yourself," he captioned a very ~motivational~ gym video.
He also returned to the mothership, Muscle Beach in Venice, where he worked out -- do we even need to specify that it was shirtless, at this point? -- and drew a crowd of adoring spectators/fans.
Chad also shared his very Chad-y observations about L.A. living:
For the same amount of money, you can either A. Buy your own private island in Thailand or B. Spend one night in a Hotel in Hollywood— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 12, 2016
If I see 1 more dude verbally fighting with actual trees in LA, I will be convinced that I'm super chill and you can't convince me otherwise— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 13, 2016
Muscle Beach time.— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 13, 2016
And promised that should he relocate, he would "ride a sportbike. Shirtless. Everyday."
Dear LA, if I move here, I promise to ride a sportbike. Shirtless. Everyday. UR welcome 😎— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 12, 2016
If you could swipe right on a promise, we would swipe right on that.
Meanwhile, ET recently sat down with season six villain Justin "Rated R" Rego, who exclusively opened up about the "formula" for creating bad boys and what it's like for people to love to hate you. Find out what he had to say in the video below.