Beyoncé and Jay Z recently hitchhiked across Europe, staying in hostels and panhandling in the subway stations -- she sang a little song, he danced a little dance -- for spare change to spend at the pub in the evening.
Or the opposite of that: Queen Bey took her Formation World Tour to Europe earlier this month, performing in Italy and France, and she shared a handful of pictures from her stay in Lake Como and Paris on her site. If these cuuuute photos of the singer twinning with daughter Blue Ivy are any indication, no one in the Carter-Knowles family was exactly slumming it.
Blue doesn't just match her mom in fashion -- but her love of being on her cell phone, too! Hey, Blue! Stop Pokémon Go-ing, or whatever! You're in Italy!
(Kidding again! Look at Blue on that phone. That's strictly business. She does not have time to catch a Pidgey!)
We're not sure what kind of five-star hotels Bey, Jay and Blue stayed at, but they did ride one of those speedboats covered in wood paneling -- one of life's finest things. Fun fact: Lake Como is where George Clooney vacations. Can you spot him in any of these pics?
Peace, George Clooney!
We could continue captioning these photos, but it all basically translates to: #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals #goals.
And here is the most Paris photo that has even been taken -- kind of like that picture you took in front of the Eiffel Tower during your sophomore year studying abroad, but, you know, better.
Between her performances and their day on the lake, the power couple still managed to find time for a shopping spree during a stop in Milan. Check out more photos from the outing in the video below.