If you rap about your snack, does it make it taste better?
Chris Pratt decided to find out in his latest installment of "What's My Snack?"
that he posted to Instagram on Wednesday. "What's up? It's your boy Chris Pratt, coming back with another episode of 'What's My Snack?' Last episode, you ain't seen nothin'," the 37-year-old actor
-- who's currently dieting for Jurassic World 2
-- rapped. "What's my snack? It's a carrot cake muffin. I'm about to stuff this up in my grill. ...I don't even like it but I'm eatin' it still!"
"Because I'm sittin' here withering away to nuthin'. Uh-oh, eatin' a carrot cake muffin," he continued.
Pratt nearly cried when he dropped a crumb of his treat, and also admitted, "This is actually my snack for tomorrow."
The jokes kept on coming in the caption. "It is said that when you fast you have visions," Pratt wrote. "It's a spiritual experience to say the least. I'm not fasting per se but I am definitely at the point in this diet where I've began metabolizing my own brain for energy. Not to brag."
"If your body gets so hungry you start eating your own brain matter for energy, keep going! You're almost there! It means the love handles are next!" he further quipped. "And then you will be complete. You will have arrived at the destination. And forever you will be happy. Just kidding. Don't do it. Not worth it. Go get some Doritos or skittles. Both of which have Starlord's face on them right now!!!"
In case you missed last week's "What's My Snack?,"
Pratt dined on a cucumber and egg wrap that he described as being "exactly like a sandwich but instead of bread you use thinly sliced cucumbers, and instead of meat you use sprouts and chopped up eggs, and instead of flavor you get nutrition."
"Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is," he added. "'Cause no dimples. No rolls. Just cut ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!!!"