Sidenote: this is oddly the second time during her Reputation rollout that Swift has seemingly drawn focus to Alwyn's age. On "...Ready for It," she sings, "Younger than my exes but he acts like such a man so."
This is kind of a weird fixation when you consider that Alwyn is not even the youngest on Swift's roster of famous flames.
Let's go down the list in descending order of current age: John Mayer (40), Hiddleston (36), Jake Gyllenhaal (36), Harris (33), Alwyn (26), Connor Kennedy (23), Styles (23).
Alwyn is very close to being the median age of men she's dated! Mathematically, the average age of her boyfriends is 31, so, besides Harris, he's the one who deviates least from the mean!
OK, we're getting off track. Let's continue.