Charlie Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour hit Columbus, Ohio on Wednesday and Charlie had a few surprises up his sleeve.
When asked if he would return to "Two and a Half Men," the actor admitted that he would return to the show if it weren't for one "wrinkle" - his bosses want him to apologize for his behavior.
Charlie started reading his "apology" letter on stage, saying, "Dear Warner Brothers, listen you evil, liar-mouth jerk sucks... Wait, that won't work."
Charlie Sheen's next performance will be at Radio City Music Hall in New York City on April 8.