The Emmy winner, who was giving his all in a rehearsal with pro partner Anna Trebunskaya on Wednesday, gave us a perfect imitation of his DWTS opponent Nancy Grace.
"Why would you leave that baby in the car?" Carson shouted in Nancy's southern twang. "Let's go to the prosecutor."
Although Carson's work ethic is impressive, he may be lacking in a natural gift for dance.
"I have some kind of Caucasian birth defect where I cannot swivel my hips," said Carson, while practicing the cha-cha.
While Carson may be one of the more candid members of season 13, the most controversial is undeniably Chaz Bono - the show's first transgender contestant.
"It's about representing the diversity that we have in our country," said Carson, defending Chaz's decision to join the cast. "All different kinds of people should be on the show."
The new season of Dancing premieres September 19 on ABC.