By JARETT WIESELMAN

March 18, 2013

It's George's birthday on this week's Suburgatory and Dallas feels the pressure to find the perfect present -- but it's actually Dalia's gift that makes the biggest impression!

PHOTOS - Stars on Set

ETonline scored an exclusive clip from Eat, Pray, Eat that proves not a single syllable is wasted on this hilarious and underrated comedy, as even the fortune cookies get killer one-liners. 

Suburgatory airs Wednesdays at 9:30 p.m. on ABC.