Yes, it sounds like the intro to a cheesy light-night infomercial hawking a CD for a very specific group of people, but it's actually what happened on American Idol on Wednesday.
It was '80s night on Idol, and even though Hasselhoff admitted that he didn't remember most of that decade, he sure remembered some of the era's greatest hits.
Donning a leather jacket and aviator sunglasses, Hasselhoff performed a medley of classics.
Watch this video now, and you'll hear the Hoff sing some of your favorite '80s tunes including:
"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen
"Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves
"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
"Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me" by Culture Club
"Let's Dance" by David Bowie
"I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.
All this and more can be yours for the low, low price of clicking play on the video. But wait, there's more! You'll also get the chance to see the Hoff sort of strip, causing Ryan Seacrest to literally flee the stage. It's amazing!