Hell hath no fury like a gypsy scorned!
On tonight's all-new episode of TLC's My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, one ceremony turns into the biggest, most violent brawl we've ever seen on reality TV. We're serious, y'all -- the vicious attacks at this wedding are at Game of Thrones' level of crazy, and only ETonline has your exclusive first look!
So what unleashed this unprecedented chaos onto our small screens? Apparently the groom did not look "happy" enough to be marrying the girl of his gypsy dreams, and that sent her mother into a malicious rage.
"I get angry, everything turns black," the mother of the bride slurs to the camera before hitting "the nearest gorger" -- aka a member of her future in-law family. (For those of you have left your gypsy dictionary at home, a "gorger" is a non-gypsy, natch.)
It then becomes a full-on mama-bear brawl with the mother of the bride and mother of the groom attacking each other while various members of the two families starting their own throw-downs.
Glass vases are thrown around like hand-grenades, decorations are demolished, and a groomsman is tossed directly into the wedding cake! Think of it as the Capulets versus the Montagues but with tacky dresses and severe rage issues.
But we think the bride summed it up best when she says, "It was like a wedding from hell. It should have been My Big Fat American Gypsy Hell Wedding."
Take a look at our exclusive sneak peek above to see all of the cringe-worthy chaos for yourself.
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding airs Thursdays at 9 p.m. on TLC.