This is the Kitchen Nightmares moment of our dreams. Gordon Ramsay has called chefs “stupid cows,” “chunky monkeys,” “f**king donkeys,” and “d**k face,” and told countless others to “piss off.” But never before has he held two pieces of bread to someone’s face and made them call themselves an “idiot sandwich.”
It is sublime.
It’s also from a parody. It’s not real. If the idiot sandwich herself looks familiar, it’s because that’s Julie Chen of Big Brother and The Talk fame. And it's from a sketch called Hell’s Cafeteria on The Late Late Show with James Corden.
It was also uploaded a month ago. Why did it take so long for us to find it?
Still, the Internet has been having a field day with it:
Omfg that's the new life goal oh lord almighty from the heavens about let me do the idiot sandwich to someone please please please— ysa ☼ (@ysamaine) May 16, 2015
Even Nicki Minaj got in on it:
Some have questioned the logic of the idiot sandwich:
Others have turned themselves into idiot sandwiches:
Truth be told, we’re all just idiot sandwiches.
Now, meet the woman who actually calls the shot in Chef Ramsay’s life: