Amy Schumer is a big fan of The Bachelorette and even appeared on an episode earlier this season, but when asked if she would ever be the Bachelorette, she warned that it could make for the shortest season ever.
"I would tear through those guys in one sitting," Schumer joked to ET. "The show would be over in one episode."
In her new movie, Trainwreck, Schumer plays a commitment-phobe, whose conquests include John Cena. Schumer described her love scene with the WWE star as less than romantic.
"We never kissed," Schumer said. "It wasn't even a sex scene you know? It was just having this huge kind of air conditioner on top of you."
Still, most things have been going Schumer's way as of late. She's opening for her childhood idol, Madonna, for a few dates on the Rebel Heart Tour in the fall.
"Chris Rock called me about a month ago and said, 'Madonna wants your phone number,' and I said, 'I don't even know how you have my phone number,'" Schumer said. "He was like, 'Yeah, she wants you to open for her.' I was just like, 'That's insane.'"
Trainwreck, also starring Bill Hader and LeBron James, opens July 17.