Leave it to Jax Taylor to make things awkward.
ET has your exclusive first look at Monday night’s all-new episode of Vanderpump Rules. It’s gay pride again on the show, and Lisa Vanderpump is handing out this year’s barely-there outfits for the Los Angeles pride parade.
“These gay pride outfits get smaller and smaller every year,” Katie Maloney notes. “At this rate, next year they’re going to be asking us to serve cosmos butt-a** naked.”
While the boys simply get “nice, gay, pink pride hats” as Lisa calls them, the girls are assigned latex bodysuits and other forms of underwear. Scheana Shay can’t help but exclaim, “Whoa!,” when Lisa pulls out what bartender Ariana Madix has to wear.
“I have to, like, fully get naked to put this on,” Ariana observes, before running to the bathroom to change.
“That looks like a onesie for a baby,” Katie says.
As soon as Ariana reappears in the outfit, her boyfriend, Tom Sandoval, drops a “damn, dude” and a “that’s hot.” Turns out, he’s not the only guy in the group checking her out.
“If I could go back in time, I’d rather hook up with Ariana than Kristen [Doute],” Jax confesses in an interview. “That’s for sure. It’s like night and day, apples and oranges. Just kidding. I would never do that to Tom… again.”
Yes, never forget that Jax and Kristen hooked up while Kristen and Tom were still a couple. But has Jax really learned his lesson? He has to go and make one last comment about Ariana.
“She does have a great a**,” he says. “Like, amazingly good a**.”
Oh, Jax. Ariana would never.