On Friday, Khloe Kardashian posted a peculiar picture to Instagram of her in a bubble bath with her sister Kourtney Kardashian’s longtime boyfriend and babies' daddy Scott Disick.
She captioned the pic: "Lifeguard on duty! #SurfBoardSurfBoard #PrivatePartySwim #TheLord #TheLady."
Obviously, the post raises some questions.
Like, why are they together in a bubble bath at all? Is this a weird promo for Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
Why is she in a lifeguard outfit and why is he in a life vest? Is this an inside joke?
Where did they get such luxurious bubble bath products? That doesn't even look like real bubble bath, it looks like the fake stuff they use in children's commercials.
Who still uses bubble baths? Nowadays, it's all about the Tubaroos!
Where is Kourtney in all of this?
Is Khloe Kardashian really a certified lifeguard? It feels like she should be if she's going to wear that.
Is that a real miniature alligator? Where did they find such a magical creature?
How does the microphone fit into all this? Is this the world's strangest podcast?
Why does Scott Disick always look so threatening?
Who leaves their phone so close to the water? Also, is that a BlackBerry?
Why did she need to repeat "surfboard" twice in the caption. Also, why is there no surfboard. That's misleading.