Madonna's Sexy Calendar Tease Raises A Number Of Confounding Questions
By Zach Seemayer
Have you been waiting with bated breath for the release of the 2015 Madonna calendar? Well, the pop icon gave us all a teaser today when she posted this rather suggestive photo to Instagram with the caption, "Poppin Bottles......See for yourself in my new calendar on madonna.com! Pre order now! #bitchimmadonna."
The calendar, sold on her official website, is a 16-month calendar with exclusive and sexy pics by big name photographers, and it retails for $14.99.
- Who uses calendars when phones and computers are things?
- Is that soda in the bottle? It looks impossibly dark. Perhaps it's the black alien oil from Prometheus. Could this be a viral-advertising cross-over with the upcoming Prometheus sequel? Does this prove that Madonna will be making her triumphant return to cinema starring in Ridley Scott's Prometheus 2: Prometheus Harder?
- … So now that I pre-ordered, when do I get the calendar. I mean, obviously I pre-ordered. Come on, it's Madonna. How else can I get high-quality photos of Madonna? Some sort of web of interconnected information servers? Where do you think you live, the future?
Check out the video below for her revealing interview with ET Canada in which she talks about her "love/hate relationship" with her body.