Now You Can Dress Your Baby as a Marijuana Leaf for Halloween
By John Boone
Brands On Sale
Well this is just a bargain! For only $29.99 you can:
- Dress your baby in this “Baby Marijuana Costume.” -Go trick or treating and, seeing as the costume is meant for children 0 to 6 months old, keep all of the best candy for yourself and eat it when you have the munchies later (we assume you, and not your infant child, is the pothead of the family). -Earn the ire of every parent in your neighborhood. -Create lots of questions for your kid to have later in life.
What a deal!
“This Halloween dress up your baby in our most outrageous costume yet!” BrandsOnSale, the site selling the costume, writes in the description. “The baby marijuana plant costume is just the right combo of cute and edgy that is sure to get stares and laughs from everyone.”
"Halloween is supposed to be fun," BrandsOnSale Chief Executive Johnathon Weeks told The Daily News. "It is supposed to be outrageous. People need to lighten up and have a sense of humor about this holiday."
OK, that’s fine, but where’s the Sexy Ebola Containment Suit for babies?
In the meantime, find out why Hollywood is so obsessed with weed: