Miley Cyrus' Bizarre NSFW Pic Fuels Patrick Schwarzenegger Cheating Rumors
By Alex Ungerman
Sometimes, you need a linguist to understand Miley being Miley!
Following Patrick Schwarzenegger's vehement denial of rumors that he cheated on girlfriend Miley Cyrus while on vacation in Cabo over the weekend, Miley Cyrus has been lighting up her Instagram today with several strange messages, including one you can seriously give yourself a headache trying to decipher.
In the caption to this pic, Miley writes, "da most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship. yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with.... Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that's why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part)."
For real, is that Miley or Chaucer? So far Miley appears to be making some sort of comment about friendship but the thing is she is not even done. In fact, she's about to get real existential.
"i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still ... & bein thankful," Miley continues. "biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love)."