Bachelor Ben Higgins is ready for anything, you guys.
While catching up with season 20's very own beau, we wanted to make sure the 26-year-old was prepared to face the whole range of personalities he'll encounter when he meets those hopefuls, which is why ET's Lauren Zima put Ben to the test.
Here are four of the most intense classic Bachelor contestant archetypes we could possibly think of.
Ben intelligently asked his hypothetical bird-walking new acquaintance for a little clarification, asking, "Tell me how you walk birds."
"I think obesity is such a big problem today, and birds can fly, but who is walking them?" asked our not-real bird person. "What if their legs get so fat that they can't even fly away? So that's why it's important to me."
"Well, I'd love to hear more about it," Ben responded, totally polite and concise.
2. The One Who Brings the Weird Gift
For the next scenario, we have the girl who brings something very weird along for the first meeting. We picked a sign.
"A sign that you and I should be together," said sign person. "And it's black because if you don't pick me, it's the color that my soul turns."
"Well, can we also write something a little lighter on the sign?" he responded.