So why are we being treated such a delightfully random Breaking Bad reunion this Tuesday? To celebrate the 66th Annual Emmy Awards, of course! The Television Academy has gifted the world with a hysterical video starring Cranston and Paul as the owners of Barely Legal Pawn, a reality show that we so desperately wish was a real thing.
"We deal in the unique, the unusual, and the barely legal, and we always get the deal," Cranston boasts to the cameras, dressed as a slimy, gum-chomping salesman with his dim-witted brother Randy (Paul) by his side.
To make matters even more amazing, fellow Emmy nominee Julia Louis-Dreyfus stops by to join in on the pawn shop fun when she tries to sell one of her Emmy statuettes! FYI, the actress accidentally bought an island when she was drunk on rosé wine and she has a few pricey bills to pay. (Hey don't judge, we've all done it!)
Basically, the rest of the week is all downhill from here.
Take a look at the side-splitting video above to witness all the Breaking Bad goodness for yourselves—complete with one last "Bitch!" from Aaron Paul. Was this Breaking Bad reunion everything you could've ever wanted and more? And who else thinks that Bryan Cranston deserves absolutely all of the Emmys? Sound off in the comments below! The 66th Annual Emmys airs Monday at 8 p.m. ET/5 p.m. PT on NBC.
And if you're missing Heisenberg and Jesse, watch our exclusive look inside the show's infamous train heist: