“Have you ever been downloading something online and halfway through it just froze and couldn’t go anywhere? Think Steph Curry’s puberty,” the 28-year-old athlete read aloud, before laughing at the tweet. “That’s good.”
“One day Klay Thompson is gonna leave the house without remembering to attach his goatee that he bought from Party City and it’s going to be awkward,” Curry’s teammate read about himself, totally stone-faced.
Los Angeles Clippers star Blake Griffin’s mean tweet elicited laughter when he read his aloud: “Does anyone know what Blake Griffin is? Did Morgan Freeman and Carrot Top impregnate an Amazon or what happened….”
Apparently, Oklahoma City Thunder star Russell Westbrook doesn’t know his Star Wars. “Russell Westbrook look like Jar Jar Binks,” the NBA pro read, slightly confused. “I’ll take your word for it. I don’t know who he is … but sure.”
Watch the rest of the “Mean Tweets,” including Magic Johnson, Shaquille O’Neal, DeAndre Jordan, Reggie Miller, Jalen Rose and Dikembe Mutombo in the video above.
To watch Shaq go undercover as a Lyft driver and fool everyday customers, press play on the video below.