This Is How Much It Costs to Buy Everything on Gwyneth Paltrow's 2014 Goop Gift Guide

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It’s the happiest time of the year! Goop’s holiday gift guide time! “This year, we decided to shake things up a little bit...” Gwyneth Paltrow explains alongside her holiday wish(es for you) list. Does that mean there won’t be thousands of dollars worth of linens like last year?!
“...and organize our annual gift guide by category.” Oh. Though she does say they “tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark, though there are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest.” But how much would it cost to buy Gwyneth’s entire gift guide?
If you want to say, “One of each, please!” it will cost you — scroll down for a sampling of the items from each category and scroll all the way to the bottom for the grand total (excluding “Price Upon Request” items).
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To Go:
Craig Laptop Case “That Can Double as a Clutch (in a Clutch)”: $90.00PB 0110 Leather Bucket Bag from SSense: $1,025.00Site Corot Palais Des Tuileries Plate “for Wanderlust Meals”: $75.00Travel Backgammon Set from Aspinal of London: $550.00Valentino Canvas Trolley from Net-a-Porter: $4,545.00 (“Yeah right, but how cool is this?”)
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To Make:
CB2 Marble Server (“An Elevated Cheese Plate, Literally”): $16.95Easy Health Angel Juicer Gold from Super Angel Juicers: $4,739.00Arthur Umanoff Bar Cart from Max & Moritz: $1,495.00Maine Farmed Sea Salt (“Mineral-Rich Salt, Packaged in a Pretty Little Bag”): $18.00Bread Bin (“Significantly Prettier Than a Plastic Bag”): $38.43
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Nathalie Lete Vilac Teepee from Amazon: $160.00Tutu from Tutu Du Monde (“The Ultimate Dress-Up Option”): $169.00Old Time Sling Shot from The General Store: $28.00Parrot Drone (“Terrifyingly, Every Kind We Polled Desperately Wants a Drone”): $300.00Jennifer Meyer BFF Necklace from Shopbop (“Out of Every Tween’s Budget”): $550.00
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To Do:
Nokona X Shinola Baseball Glove (“A Limited-Edition Spin on a Total Classic”): $435.00Indoor Foosball Table by A Plus R Store: $3,500.00Artemare Longboard by Goop (“A Next Level Skateboard”): $495.00Hermés Myths & Constellations Cards: $125.00Backyard Croquet Set by Terrain (“Weirdly Addictive”): $248.00
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To Be:
Lanvin Gold Plated Brass Double Ring by LUISAVIAROMA: $695.00Hermes Avalon Blanket (“If Only We Could Buy These in Bulk”): $1,500.00Score & Solder Terrarium by Mohawk General Store: $320.00Delfina Delettrez Cartoon Eye and Pearl Ring by StyleBop: $1,960.00Astier de Villatte Incense by Nickey Kehoe: $50.00
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To See:
Garth Roberts Antique Mirror Containers from The Future Perfect: $548.00Tom Dixon Plum Ice Bucket from Saks: $290.00Tacey Emin Beach Towerl from MOCA: $95.00Diamond Thickie by Esque (“We’d Take Anything From Esque, Most Notably This One-of-a-Kind, Insanely Expensive Vase”): $12,000.00True Detective from Amazon: $30.00
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To Get:
Juste Un Clou Bracelet from Cartier (“The Fanciest Nail Around”): $7.600.00Anita Ko Safety Pin Single Earring: $1,995.00The Row Rina Fringed Cashmere Cape from Saks: $3,190.00Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch from Farfetch: $1,295.00Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket from Matches: $2,614.00
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Cheek Frills Monogrammable Underwear Set from Goop: $75.00Earthquake Kit from Preppi; $345.00Hoorsenbuhs Gold Monogram Plate Bracelet from Barneys: $6,500.003D Silhouette Charm from Neiman Marcus: $1,100.00Carter Kustera Custom Portrait from Jonathan Adler: $350.00
GRAND TOTAL: $107,309.49! Chump change for Gwyneth Paltrow, baby!
How does Gwen’s list compare to Oprah’s? Watch to find out: