And by "tree" we mean the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum during a college football game between the CAL Golden Bears and the USC Trojans on Thursday.
And by "kissing" we mean… well, actually we do mean kissing. And it looked pretty darn romantic, aside from Patrick's apparent cell phone addiction.
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After weeks of speculation and rumors that Bangerz singer Miley Cyrus and actor/model Patrick Schwarzenegger are dating, it seems as if the young couple semi-confirmed the gossip with their adorable PDA.
Miley's cardinal and gold Trojan's beanie is a pretty clear indicator of who the "Wrecking Ball" singer was there to support.
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However, no amount of Miley's affection could draw Patrick's attention away from his phone. What recent viral news story could he possibly be so obsessed with?
Seriously, the guy simply will not look away.
At first, you'd imagine that he's taking a selfie of their kiss, but then it was never posted on either of their social platforms, and Miley has never taken a selfie that didn't go up on her Instagram. Is he playing The Simpsons: Tapped Out? Or that insane Kim Kardashian game? 2048 maybe? Is anyone still playing 2048? Whatever it is, Patrick's entranced.
Could it possibly be that he's re-watching the music video that broke his own supposed girlfriend's Vevo streaming record? Which, by the way, is the video for Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda." The song was one of Minaj's biggest hits, and you can find out even more about the racy release in the video below.