"What kills me is when friends send me pictures they've taken at a newsstand. One magazine says, 'Desperate and alone,' and the other one says, 'She's eloped!' I mean, at least consult." the Cake actress vents toInStyle magazine. "Don't make yourself look like an idiot. I'm going to be 50 and they're still gonna be saying, 'She's pregnant!'"
While these publications are buzzing with speculation as to when Aniston will tie the knot -- she's been engaged for two years -- the actress explains why she and Theroux haven't taken the leap yet.
"There's a big discussion in our house right now: Do you just do it and say screw it? Or do you try desperately to get away with [a secret ceremony] where you don't have any fun because you're hiding in a cave somewhere?" she says. "If we could do it without all the buzzing and the noise... It can be done. Where there's a will there's a way."