Now we know what happens when you leave your phone unlocked around Amy Schumer!
"I was at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards and Katie Couric comes up," recalled Amy. "And she was like, 'I just love you. I love humor.' Anyone who loves comedy, would you ever be like, 'Humor?'
Despite the awkward hello, Katie decided to join Schumer at a table, along with Mindy Kaling and Stephen Colbert.
"It was a sick table," said Amy, correctly.
At one point, Katie Couric saw her husband, and got up to see him.
"She left her phone open to texts from him," Amy revealed. "Don't worry! I didn't do anything! Except I picked it up, just without even thinking, to text him: 'I wanna have anal tonight.' And I sent it."
OH MY GOD!
"It happened so fast," she continued. "I show Mindy and I go, 'Look what happened!' She's like, 'What do you mean what happened?! You did that! You just did that!' I show Colbert and he is on the floor laughing. On the floor. Katie comes back like 90 seconds later and her and her husband are like, 'So...we're leaving.' Like, 'I don't know why he wants to leave.'"
Katie responded on Twitter, writing, "Note to self: Keep phone away from @amyschumer at all times. #epicprank #itspaybacktimesister."
Watch out, Amy!
While on the show, Amy also made an NSFW joke about Jimmy Fallon's "gross" hand injury. Watch below!