17 Questions We Have After Watching the Golden Globes
By John Boone
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler may have answered a lot of our questions last night (Andy Serkis played Reese Witherspoon’s backpack in Wild, J.K. Simmons is short for Just Keep Simmons), but the 2015 Golden Globes left us with plenty more. Like...
Or is that how she reacts to every joke? Because it’s pretty similar to how she reacted two years ago when Tina and Amy told that joke about James Cameron. Someone tell her a not at all controversial joke and see what happens.
2. Why wasJoaquin Phoenix there?
Besides providing the punch line to one of the night’s best jokes. Yeah, he was nominated for Inherent Vice, but he also thinks award shows are bullsh*t, so...
3. What happens if Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t photobomb someone at an awards show? Does the world end? Does he actually turn into that dragon from Lord of the Rings?
15. From now on, can we just nominate Jennifer Lawrence for something every year so she that she has to go to awards shows? And if not her, can we make sure Jennifer Lawrence-in-30-years, Emma Thompson, is there?
16. Will Julia Louis-Dreyfus ever get her revenge on Amy and Tina?
The Golden Globes 2016: Revenge of the Louis-Dreyfus.