Antoni Porowski truly lives for being your helpful Instagram #ThirstTrap. The Queer Eye guy may be known for making delicious meals in the kitchen, but when he's not filming his Netflix series, he's all about showing off his insane abs on social media. May his dislike of shirts be your blessing.
Two six-packs for the price of one! The Queer Eye star posed poolside with his beau, Kevin Harrington, and it was pretty clear that neither has let their workout routine fall by the wayside during quarantine. Still, in typical Antoni fashion, the food guru joked in his Instagram caption, "Eating fudge until our stomachs hurt an hour after this pic was taken is kinda what life with you has been like this past year and I’m here for it."
"*watches The @goop Lab’s Ice Man episode once*," Antoni joked of taking a plunge in Neuchâtel, Switzerland.
We honestly don't know what this caption means or why he's partially covered up with a towel, but you do you, Antoni! "Pisces season is leaving a business lunch to go running into the human-less ocean and making everyone wait for you @bmlevine @samlansky," he captioned this snap outside SoHo House Malibu.
Contemplating Where His Shirt Went
The Queer Eye star looked like he was deep in thought in this dreamy black-and-white pic wearing nothing but Tom Ford underwear. "Nails for dinner hbu?" he jokingly asked.
Calm Your Socks On
"Traded my shirt for socks felt right," he wrote of these rad white socks with "calm down" written in rainbow hues.
OK, so he's not technically shirtless here, but that wet T-shirt is definitely see-through! "Like saying yes to street meat it felt right at the time," the actor joked of this pool photo shoot.
Antoni jumped in a pool while visiting the Utah desert. "Had to test to make sure the water wasn’t just a mirage ?," he explained.
Well, he knows who he is! "Dreaming about modesty," the actor-model captioned this pic of himself lounging in the sand.
"Me when I realize I’m out of towels ??♀️. ?@ricardogomesinst," Antoni joked.
Abs for Days
If you ever wondered if Antoni is here for a #thirsttrap, look no further than this photo that shows Every. Single. Ab. Muscle. "Searching for my last ounce of shame have you seen it," he captioned the shirtless snap.
"The Little Mermaid/Tarzan mashup the internet neither wanted nor deserved. ?@bmlevine," the Canadian cutie captioned this hilarious water pic.
If Fight Club gets rebooted, all Antoni will need to show is this pic to get cast! "My face when I set my alarm on my HomePod for 5:30 a.m and it’s already 1 a.m because I was re-watching @broadcity’s final scene of the last ep bc it’s just the damn purest thing I’ve ever seen," he wrote.
Congrats to Us All
In order to congratulate Hisham Abed for his 2019 Primetime Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Directing in a Reality Program, Antoni shared a shirtless photo of himself with the Queer Eye director, because why not? "Here you are teaching me a forward lunge for Antoni Psycho @netflix’s Don’t Watch This last summer in K.C ?@jroselane," the Canadian reality star shared.
Antoni blessed us with a moody photo from his Tom Ford x Neiman Marcus collaboration shoot.
Posing like a pro! "Practicing my sporadic sprezzatura in @tomford underwear, available @neimansman in-store and online. #neimanmarcus #ad," Antoni wrote on Instagram.
If only we could all have as much fun in the sun as the Queer Eye guy did while lounging at Gurney's Montauk Resort & Seawater Spa on Long Island, New York.
Mother May He?
The Montreal native really knows how to celebrate Mother's Day! "Shout-out to all the moms ?," he captioned this black-and-white pic.
Antoni simply used the "?" emoji to caption a pic of himself posing in bed with... a banana. Yes, we mean an actual banana.
Right Back at Ya
Let's all thank Damon Baker for taking so many glorious pics of Antoni, including this "back & white" shot.
The Many Faces of Antoni
"*also me*," the Queer Eye star said of another photo taken by Damon Baker.
Breath of Fresh Hair
"Good hair day. ?@damon_baker," Antoni declared.
Antoni seems to have an endless supply of black-and-white portraits taken by Damon Baker, and we're not upset about it. "*Spends the night in alone, once.*," the foodie joked of this one.
Friends Who Beach Together
Even Antoni's pals get in on the fun! The Netflix star posed for a beachside pic with his far more clothed friend, Reema Sampat. "✌?out 2018. A year filled with career & life changes I’ve yet to fully grasp," he captioned the year-end 'gram. "I hope 2019 brings me even closer to the things in life that really matter. Love to all."
On Island Time
"Go to Vieques but skip the ferry ?," Antoni said while vacationing at Playa Caracas in Puerto Rico.
Work of Art
"After a sleep night of meat sweats pre-coffee lewk captured by @damon_baker," Antoni captioned this portrait.
The Antoni in the Kitchen author showed us how he shaves via a sneak peek from the Queer Eye: Love Yourself book back in late 2018. "Dropping dat ‘stache for @goodmorningamerica & @theviewabc this week w the boyz. From QE book. ?@denisecrew," he wrote.
Antoni's happy place definitely seems to be a pool! "Pisces à la piscine. Image from @queereye book. ?@denisecrew," he shared.
"I suppose it’s been a while," Antoni wrote of this shirtless shot from August 2018, taken by photographer Matt Monath.
Matt Monath also took this stellar black-and-white pic that was nothing but abs.
Face to Face
Photographer Taylor Miller captured the many sides of Antoni.
Antoni wore nothing but overalls on the May 2018 cover of Gay Times. "To all the boys out there, who, like me, were born with no butt, yet dare to dream for a cover feature, dressed in nothing but loose overalls, I say, never, ever give up?@taylormillerphoto for @gaytimesmag," he announced.
Who needs a shirt when you have abs like this? "Grazie mille to the wonderful team at Versace for this custom ensemble I wore to the Queer Eye premiere and will continue to, proudly. @tanfrance says every man should own a proper suit. I am now one of those men. ? ?@jkrietemeyer," Antoni wrote.
"'Get in, loser! We’re eating chocolate,'" the kitchen connoisseur joked of this staged bedroom pic.
Blondes Have More Fun
Remember when Antoni bleached his hair? Neither do we! "Fitting in w the blondes," he wrote of his time spent in Los Angeles.
If you want to know how Antoni gets those abs, this workout vid he dubbed "pre-cheese prep" should do the trick.
No Shirt, Still Service!
The Concordia University grad seems to know that if you wear a shirt to dinner, you'll probably just get it messy. "Charcuterie and St. André (at room temp, of course) at Billy's studio. Better than birthday cake," he said of this meal in New York City's Bowery neighborhood.
Antoni documented his trip to St. Regis Bahia Beach Resort in Puerto Rico with a beach selfie.
So Much 'Tude
The then-blonde Canadian cutie declared this pic "Post Punk."
Living It Up at the Lake
Antoni looks like he had a terrible time at Italy's Lake Como.