Movies Let's Count All the Abs on the New 'Magic Mike XXL' Poster By Alex Ungerman 5:59 PM PDT, May 21, 2015 Warner Bros. This is just ABSurd! Magic Mike XXL is out July 1, and the new poster for the movie just gives the people even more of what they want. PHOTOS: Hollywood's Sexiest Shirtless Men!http://www.magicmikemovie.com/post/119536396556/this-july-get-back-to-the-grindSO. MANY. AAAAABS. Upon first viewing we thought the new poster featured infinite abs. Knowing this is impossible, we decided to dig deeper and do a complete abnalysis of the new poster. Here are our conclusions. Matt Bomer: 7 abs.This could be an angles thing, but we do not observe a total symmetry of abs.PHOTOS: Matt Bomer's 'Magic Mike XXL' Poster Is Too Hot to Handle! Channing Tatum: 4 abs.Magic Mike is sideways, because we can't see all of the abs until we've damn well earned it. In the theater. On July 1. WATCH: Channing Tatum Gushes Over Joe Manganiello's Dance Moves in 'Magic Mike XXL' Joe Manganiello: 8 abs.Sofia Vergara's fiance has the clearest observable cut.WATCH: Sofia Vergara on Having Kids With Joe Manganiello: It's Now or Never! Kevin Nash: 4.5 abs.GIVE US A BREAK! THIS IS HARD. WATCH: On Set With the Hunks of 'Magic Mike XXL': 'It's the Gift That Keeps On Giving' Adam Rodriguez: 6 abs.Solid 6-pack, Adam.WATCH: Magic Mike and the 11 Other Movie Sequels We Have Been Excited About This Year! Total: 29.5 absWe're sure the Magic Mike XXL marketing team is PRETTY PLEASED with themselves. http://www.magicmikemovie.com/post/112156301115(Thank you we are eternally grateful.)WATCH: 'Magic Mike XXL' Hunks Weigh in on Matt Bomer's Sexy PosterNow, here's how the XXL cast got in shape for the movie. Watch below.How the Sexy 'Magic Mike XXL' Cast Got in Shape for the Movie This video is unavailable because we were unable to load a message from our sponsors. If you are using ad-blocking software, please disable it and reload the page.