This is just ABSurd!
Magic Mike XXL is out July 1, and the new poster for the movie just gives the people even more of what they want.
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SO. MANY. AAAAABS.
Upon first viewing we thought the new poster featured infinite abs. Knowing this is impossible, we decided to dig deeper and do a complete abnalysis of the new poster. Here are our conclusions.
Matt Bomer: 7 abs.
This could be an angles thing, but we do not observe a total symmetry of abs.
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Channing Tatum: 4 abs.
Magic Mike is sideways, because we can't see all of the abs until we've damn well earned it. In the theater. On July 1.
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Joe Manganiello: 8 abs.
Sofia Vergara's fiance has the clearest observable cut.
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Kevin Nash: 4.5 abs.
GIVE US A BREAK! THIS IS HARD.
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Adam Rodriguez: 6 abs.
Solid 6-pack, Adam.
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Total: 29.5 abs
We're sure the Magic Mike XXL marketing team is PRETTY PLEASED with themselves.
(Thank you we are eternally grateful.)
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Now, here's how the XXL cast got in shape for the movie. Watch below.