The nearly 4-minute NSFW clip kicks off with Wade Wilson (Reynolds) listening to the St. Elmo's Fire theme song when he spots a man being robbed at gunpoint. Wilson then runs into a phone booth to change as the Superman theme song plays, providing us with a Deadpool specialty: mocking his fellow superheroes.
The featurette features plenty of cursing, a cameo from Stan Lee, and, most importantly, a shot of Reynolds' bare booty (or his stunt double's) as he attempts to change into his skintight costume in the itty bitty, foggy booth.
If you look closely, you'll also spot anEaster egg on the silver metal, graffiti reading "Nathan Summers cumming soon," meaning we may be seeing Stranger Things star David Harbour in the role of the time-traveling Cable. (Does he arrive in that booth? Fingers crossed!)
We also get a tease for the release date -- "not soon enough" -- and a video description that's almost as good as the clip itself and pays homage to Reynolds' wife, Blake Lively, reading, "Wade and the other girls from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants plan a trip to Cabot Cove."
Watch the full teaser below:
Though there's no footage from the film in the teaser, we're still pretty excited for the sequel. More Reynolds? Yes, please!