We Will Be Disappointed If Lady Gaga Doesn't Have These 16 Things at Her Wedding
By John Boone
Lady Gagagot engaged on Valentine’s Day! To a human person from this planet! She got engaged to Taylor Kinney, to be exact, the star of Chicago Fire. When we heard the news, we instantly went into wedding planner mode. Here are 16 things that absolutely must happen at a Lady Gaga wedding:
1. A wedding dress made of meat. Obviously.
2. Or a thong wedding dress? Or a wedding dress made completely out of fishnets? Maybe a wedding dress with a built-in nip slip? Any wedding dress that allows for some gratuitous nudity.
Maybe all of the above combined with the meat dress?
3. At least four wig changes during the ceremony.
4. And at least one weird headpiece for the reception.