News Rob Schneider Welcomes Baby Girl By Raphael Chestang 8:42 PM PST, November 19, 2012 Getty Images Rob Schneider and wife Patricia welcomed a baby girl last week. RELATED: Rob Schneider Gets Married Miranda Scarlett Schneider was born at 5 lbs., 13 oz. and 18-inches long, according to People."Mommy and Baby [are] happy and healthy!" Rob, 49, tweeted on Friday. According to the comedian's timeline, Miranda was born after 19 hours of labor. Rob and Patricia, a TV producer, tied the knot last year. This marks the couple's first child together.