Mom Documents All the Hilarious Ways Her 4-Year-Old Insults Her


Kids say the darndest things. But sometimes they can be real #@&!s!

Johanna Stein
, mother of a 4-year-old and author of “How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane and Other Lessons in Parenting From a Highly Questionable Source,” made a video called “Momhead” that documents all the hilarious ways her daughter insults her.

Some seem like innocent misunderstandings (“Are you going to make yourself pretty today or are you going to look like you always do?”) while other might be a bit more, uh...sinister (“Can I have your iPad when you die?”).

WATCH: Adorable little girl epically fails at learning nursery rhyme!

And then there’s this:

Brutal. You can’t come back from that. Watch “Mommyhead” now:

Anyway, “Your tummy looks like a bagel” is our new favorite insult.