The track features Lil Wayne, Drake and Chris Brown — guess the latter two are cool now? — and Nicki wastes no time getting NSFW about who she has and has not bedded: “Yo, I never f**ked Wayne, I never f**ked Drake / On my life, man, f**k’s sake.”
(And yes, that is Drake as the Pope on the cover art. So that’s fun.)
Wayne and Drake only seem to be around to corroborate the story: “I never f**ked Nicki and that’s f**ked up / If we did f**k she’d be f**ked up,” Wayne, who sounds like he’s half asleep on the beat, raps. “Whoever is hittin’, ain’t hittin’ it right / Cause she actin’ like she need d**k in her life.”
Oh, tell us more. Is someone “hittin’ it”? Drake seems to think so.
“I never f**ked Nicki cause she got a man / but when that’s over then I’m first in line,” Drake spits, later concluding, “And Nicki if you ever tryna f**k / Just give me the heads up so I can plan for it.”
So there you have it, straight from the Minaj’s mouth: She has not had sexual intercourse with Drizzy or Weezy — as rumors have long speculated — but she is apparently having sex with someone. Perhaps her other long rumored beau, hype man Safaree? (Or maybe they broke up last week?)
Oh, and because this is a Nicki song, there’s also talk of her butt (“Worried about if my butt is fake / Worry ‘bout y’all n****s, us straight”), Beyoncé (there’s a surfboardT allusion that made us sad we weren’t listening to a new Queen B/Queen of Rap track instead), and, just in case you forget, a reminder this is for BAD BITCHES ONLY.
Now, make sure you watch how this grandma reacted to “Anaconda”: