Nicki Minaj, rapper, aspiring motivational speaker, and advocate for butts everywhere, is not about to censor herself after the controversy that was “Anaconda.” Oh no, Nicki’s getting even RAUNCHIER with her new song, “Only.” And this time she’s naming names.
The track features Lil Wayne, Drake and Chris Brown — guess the latter two are cool now? — and Nicki wastes no time getting NSFW about who she has and has not bedded: “Yo, I never f**ked Wayne, I never f**ked Drake / On my life, man, f**k’s sake.”
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Listen to the censored version below:
(And yes, that is Drake as the Pope on the cover art. So that’s fun.)
Wayne and Drake only seem to be around to corroborate the story: “I never f**ked Nicki and that’s f**ked up / If we did f**k she’d be f**ked up,” Wayne, who sounds like he’s half asleep on the beat, raps. “Whoever is hittin’, ain’t hittin’ it right / Cause she actin’ like she need d**k in her life.”
Oh, tell us more. Is someone “hittin’ it”? Drake seems to think so.
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“I never f**ked Nicki cause she got a man / but when that’s over then I’m first in line,” Drake spits, later concluding, “And Nicki if you ever tryna f**k / Just give me the heads up so I can plan for it.”
So there you have it, straight from the Minaj’s mouth: She has not had sexual intercourse with Drizzy or Weezy — as rumors have long speculated — but she is apparently having sex with someone. Perhaps her other long rumored beau, hype man Safaree? (Or maybe they broke up last week?)
Oh, and because this is a Nicki song, there’s also talk of her butt (“Worried about if my butt is fake / Worry ‘bout y’all n****s, us straight”), Beyoncé (there’s a surfboardT allusion that made us sad we weren’t listening to a new Queen B/Queen of Rap track instead), and, just in case you forget, a reminder this is for BAD BITCHES ONLY.
Now, make sure you watch how this grandma reacted to “Anaconda”: