9 Reasons You Should Never Pinch Someone on St. Patrick's Day
By Alex Ungerman
It's St. Patrick's Day, which means you probably know someone (or are someone) going around pinching people like a straight up lunatic for not wearing green. Here are a few reasons you should STOP THAT right now!!
1. It really hurts.
This is supposed to be St. Patrick's Day, not Fifty Shades of Green!
2. On any other day, this behavior would be considered insane.
Honestly, pinch someone at any other time of the year and see the reaction you get.
3. Green is more than a color.
What if we carpooled today, you don't know! KEEP YOUR FINGERS TO YOURSELF.