That '90s haircut makes his head look so square! Like a Lego! Like the real life Emmet Brickowski! Here’s a close-up:
It should come as no shock to anyone that Chris was crowned “Class Clown.”
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CHRISSY BARR?
”My high school wrestling coach reminds me about this time I came into his office and he said, ‘Chris, what do you want to do with yourself?”’ Pratt told Entertainment Weeklylast year. ”I was like, ‘I don’t know, but I know I’ll be famous and I know I’ll make a sh*t ton of money.’ I had no idea how. I’d done nothing proactive. It was as dumb as someone saying, ‘I’ll probably be an astronaut. I’m sure I’ll stumble into an astronaut suit and end up in space one day.”’
Well, Star-Lord kind of counts as an astronaut, right?
Now, check out this oldie but a goodie: Chris Pratt interrupts our ET interview to show off his French braiding skills: