This Is Apparently the World's Most Handsome Gorilla (and Women Are Flocking to the Zoo to See Him)
By John Boone
As if being locked up in a zoo isn’t punishment enough, now Shabani the gorilla has a bunch of thirsty ass human women visiting him all the time to gush about his “flirtatious glances!!!” and “rock and roll Shabani!” Whatever that means.
Shabani has been living at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Japan since 2007, but has only become popular in the last few months for being...we don’t know? A sex symbol?
According to RocketNews24, there’s been a spike in young women visiting the park specifically to see Shabani. On social media, they post comments like, “This era isn’t just for Johnny’s! It’s for sexy gorilla Shabani!” Who is Johnny?