"After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship," Kermit wrote. "We will continue to work together on television (The Muppets/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe."
"However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al," the statement concluded. "This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding."