Well, if Beyoncé isn’t going to talk anytime soon, this will have to do.
Mrs. Carter herself is on the cover of Vogue’s highly coveted September Issue -- the most important issue of any fashion magazine each year -- and even still, they could not get an interview with B. Maybe she’s finally realized she doesn’t have to speak with us plebeians anymore.
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Anyway, this is Jade Novah, an actress, Instagram comedian, and talented singer in her own right. You might even say she’s aca-amazing.
More importantly, her impressions of Bey are spot-on. Like, if you close your eyes and just listen to this, you’d think, “When did Beyoncé start advertising for Life Alert?”
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Jade's been working on her Beyoncé impression for a while now. She actually created a whole character around it, Keyoncé Bowles, who is “the untalented, Siamese twin of the Queen Bey.”
The sentence, “I used a stapler” has never made us laugh so hard.
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