"I take pictures of Portia all the time because she's pretty," Ellen, 57, explained. "But sometimes she has hair -- because her hair is very, very thick -- so there are some times that hairstyles occur where I'm just like, 'I have to take a picture of this.'"
"What the hell," Portia laughed, also vowing to get her back. "You know there's something called Instagram. I'll get you back. I swear to God."
Ellen, of course, didn't seem too worried.
"Bring it on," she shot back.
Earlier this month, Ellen slammed rumors that she and Portia are headed towards a split. The two have been married since August 2008.
"We really don't almost break up, we don't fight, we're madly in love, and I guess it's boring," she told Howard Stern on his Sirius XM radio show.
"I don't know why they do this," she added about the constant rumors. "We're kind of flattered."