"I have sung happy birthday to you 20 times and I have bought you 19 birthday presents (I was mad that one year)," he continued. "I have watched you blow out 693 candles (737 after tonite). I've told you "I love you" at least 8,285 times. And of the nearly 3.96 Billion women on the planet - there is only 1 that I want to spend the rest of my life with."
"Happy Birthday, my Love!"
Despite their public declarations of love, Will and Jada -- who have been married since 1997 -- have repeatedly been dogged by divorce rumors, most recently in August.
Will shut down the rumors on Facebook, writing, "Under normal circumstances, I don't usually respond to foolishness. (Because it's contagious), but, so many people have extended me their 'deepest condolences' that I figured - 'What the hell... I can be foolish, too!'"
"So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness... Jada and I are... NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he wrote.
"I promise you all - if I ever decide to divorce my Queen - I SWEAR I'll tell you myself," the actor said, before concluding that maybe "Dumb People Should Have to Wear Scarlet D's."
"You'd think people would be rooting for you to stay together not to break up," Jada told ET in June about the couple's repeated split rumors. "Will and I love each other so much, and our family and our relationship is so important."