This 'Hail, Caesar!' Trailer Features George Clooney and Basically Every A-List Actor Ever

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Is there any working actor who isn’t in Hail, Caesar!?

The Coen Brothers have unveiled the first trailer for their new movie, their first since 2013’s Inside Llewyn Davis, and it’s all about the golden age of Hollywood. Meanwhile, it stars George Clooney and just about every other actor you could think of from our age of Hollywood.

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There’s Clooney, whose haircut is going full Caesar, and Scarlett Johansson, as a synchronized swimmer turned spy, maybe.

Then there’s Josh Brolin, wearing a suit talking with an even gravelier voice, if that’s possible, and Alden Ehrenreich, who deserves a truly breakout role.

Plus, Tilda Swinton at peak Tilda Swinton.

And more!

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But really, all that matters here is Channing Tatum in a sailor’s outfit...

Doing choreographed dances…

With someone’s crotch in his face.

Can we pre-order a ticket for this yet?