At seven months pregnant, Kim Kardashian seems super ready to give birth already.
In a recent post on her website, the 35-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wrote, "I feel like a f**king whale."
Kim admits that it isn't just her size that's bothering her, but also some of the other common side effects of having a bun in the oven. Specifically, she says her unborn son is "sitting on [her] bladder and [she has] to pee every five minutes."
WATCH: Pregnant Kim Kardashian Bares Her Baby Bump While Going for a Swim in St. Barts
Kanye West's wife also lamented her inability to eat Mexican candy anymore because it gives her "too much heartburn."
That's not to say that she isn't having food cravings. In September, Kim revealed that she had a hankering for Cheetos by posting a series of bizarre, almost-NSFW pics to Instagram. Now, according to her most recent blog entry, she has an unquenchable craving for taco salad.
While it sounds like her second pregnancy hasn't exactly been a cakewalk, the reality star did get a pleasant treat on her birthday last week when her husband threw her a surprise 35th birthday party.
WATCH: Kim Kardashian's Friends and Family Dress Up as Her for Her Birthday
The celebration was held at the Westlake Cinepolis theater in Thousand Oaks, California on Oct. 21, and to make the birthday girl feel better about her pregnancy weight gain, the guests rocked fake baby bumps.
Check out the video below for a look at Kim's birthday bash.