A little history: The former King of Queens star left the Church of Scientology two years ago and, this year, published her tell-all memoir, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology, filled with bombshell claims about Tom Cruise and his “f**king SP” ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, among others.
And now her journey is an obstacle course run by Rachel Dratch:
It’s...again, we have no words. There’s a wedding presided over by an alien:
And everyone's sure-to-be favorite game show, “Find Shelly Miscavige”:
“The leader of Scientology David Miscavige’s wife-- some people say she hasn’t been seen since 2007,” Billy explains. “Leah Remini filed a missing persons report. You have to jump into this pool of JELL-O and find Shelly Miscavige. She’s the one in the Mission: Impossible T-shirt.”