(WARNING: Unless you want some big surprises in Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoiled for you, best to exit this post immediately.)
If you’ve made it past the spoiler warning, it means you've seen Episode VII and have met hotheaded villain-in-training Kylo Ren, played in full hair cape glory by Adam from Girls (aka Adam Driver).
Now meet Emo Kylo Ren, you’re new favorite parody Twitter account.
Emo Kylo Ren is a self-described “ren’s rights activist” and only follows two other accounts: Darth Vader and Hot Topic.
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He mostly tweets angst-ridden complaints about his dad, Han Solo:
His mom, Princess-turned-General Leia:
His grandfather and own personal hero, Darth Vader:
And his best friend, hipster General Hux, who is definitely that guy:
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There’s lots of general emo-ness:
There’s a lot of whining about how everyone keeps calling him Ben Solo:
And there are a looooooooooooot of tweets at Hot Topic:
But really, those patches were sick.
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